(There is no place like Nebraska)
Iowa you’re not even close
follow me i’ll be your host
Such a beautiful place
Never go to Iowa.
Let me take you to the spot where I come from
Let me show you how I’m not just a dumb dumb.
Let me break you off a piece of the good life.
The sunset and the stars, pretty good right?
Lincoln baby I see you winking.
Sayin' come home maybe just for a weekend
Gallup poles said it’s the happiest place
and people axing why I got the happiest face
Cuz man I’m Nebraska born
Corn fed on Nebraska corn
Iowa Corn? It just don’t cut it boo.
Shout out to the man, Tom Osbourne say what it do.
(There is no place like Nebraska)
He’s a former football coach
Iowa you’re not even close
Oh it feels so fine.
We got an airport and there’s never a line.
Props to LPS and UNL
I never get schooled, I was schooled so well.
Humann elementary Pound and Southwest
is where i cut my teeth and now I sound best
and if I sound stressed, it’s cuz I haven't been back
to my breath of fresh air, my midnight snack.
And if you don’t know I won’t detonate ya
Listen up, y’all let me educate ya
Our legislature is the only Unicameral
Take a picture baby fill your camera roll.
Unemployment rate is down to 2.2 percent
A stable local economy cheap housing and rent.
If you think we aren’t progressive then go check the facts
We’re getting better we rock a progressive income tax
We invented arbor day, it’s straight up genius man
and have you seen the Capitol it’s shaped just like a penis? Blam!
(There is no place like Nebraska)
Dick Cheney not a fun dude.
Dick Cavett much better dude.
Iowa just got sacked.
There’s more cows than people and that’s a fact
and I gotta give love to my local eats
Omaha steaks with the dopest meats.
Runza, Vals, they oh so prime
But where do I go when it’s taco time?
Shout out to Amigos you’re tacos are the best
Shout out to D’Leons your tacos are second best
Shout out to Taco Johns your tacos are third best
And I’m sorry Taco Inn, but I just wasn’t impressed.
Warren Buffet sat on a tuffet
And now he’s a billionaire!
Johnny Carson was Nebraska born
with Kool Aid and Fred Astaire
Man it drives me crazy when people talk smack about my home.
Don’t do it! You haven't been there.
And in an unrelated note. Never go to Iowa.
It smells weird. I don’t like it for some reason.
Iowa Sucks !
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